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[perfectactor]

Title: Birthday
Author: Nikki-Richian
Rating: S for silliness
Pairing: Nicky/Richey
Summary: I'll have to think about that.
Warnings: idek
Author's Notes: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RICHEY
Disclaimer: OH, COME ON!

"Omnomnomnom..."

"Nicky..."

"Mmmmm?...."

"You've got cake... On the bridge of your nose."

"Right..." Nicky answered, blithely unconcerned. "Why don't you try some? They're delicious."

"Too much sugar... And I don't even mean it in the caloric sense. It's just too sickeningly sweet."

"Right. Then you won't like the gift I got you, either..." Nicky sighed.

"You got me a gift? You really didn't have to..."

"Don't open it, then." Nicky commented dryly.

It was too late, Richey had run to open his gift. "A giraffe plushie?!?"

"I thought you'd like it." Nicky explained. "I thought it would remind you of me"

"For fuck's sake, Jones. You did my interior design, what more could you possibly want?!"




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Yeah, I know.

Happy Birthday, Richey, anyway!